THE ROBING ROOM

You will remember at all times that when you're speaking to the Honorable Joseph C., you are speaking to the Ivy League. He will cast off the bookish demeanor in a microsecond if he feels you're bullshitting, and he will make you instantly regret trying. Pushes hard for settlements. The ability to judge his daily mood by his choice of bowtie remains unconfirmed. He may be a touch heavy handed with the 'scintillating' sardonic commentary, but he's a good egg in all cases.