THE ROBING ROOM

Holy Christ this guy is afraid of his own shadow. Go to his courtroom and all he does is continue everything for two weeks, then in two weeks he continues for two weeks, eventually the case dies or settles without a judge. No effort, does not read the briefs, cannot reach a coherent decision, cannot think he way out of a paper bag. As easily distracted as a 4th grader on Red Bulls, he has no concept of justice and only jokes with big law firms and hates everyone else. It would be a huge advancement to just flip a coin rather than to let him decide a case.