THE ROBING ROOM

Now ask yourself if you were Obama and you had such a lawsuit filed against you, how would you respond? A Provide the court with the three documents in question and go back to shaking hands, making promises and smiling for the cameras. B. Provide images of one of the documents to a friendly website to post, but not to the court. C. Ignore the request, then make a motion to dismiss the case, in lieu of providing the proof. D. In the meantime, quietly, post a notice at your website, FighttheSmears.com that you had dual citizenship with Kenya. E. Hire the top gun attorney from the Council of American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) to fight the case. F. File a Joint Motion for Protective Order to Stay Discovery Pending a Decision on the Motion to Dismiss (which was) filed on 09/24/08, thereby putting the matter off until–hopefully–after the election. Time’s up. What do you do? Most readers sensibly chose A.