THE ROBING ROOM

Sets insanely unrealistic discovery schedules and then chastises the parties for failing to meet them or requesting extensions. 'I see no reason why this can't be done in a month' type of deluded optimism is a trademark of hers. Her R&R's are atrocious to boot. She'll crank them out quick, but will routinely ignore half the facts in the process and make an ludicrous ruling. Remember the student in law school that got cold called and didn't read the case? Remember the nonesense they'd spew just to make it seem like they were on top of it? Her decisions read like that. The lights are on, sure, but you can be sure that nobody's home.